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The Case of the Missing Star's Batting Gloves Thursday, August 9th, 2029 After a poor start to the season, Reno Zephyrs' Gonzalo González insists that the fault for the bad start lies neither in his stars or with him. Instead, he places the blame solely on a missing pair of lucky, old, and crusty batting gloves. Said González, "I've had them since college and I have no idea why someone would even want to steal them. Seriously, they stink but I need them back or I'll probably never get a hit again." So for now, a mystery hangs over the gloves and González's missing stroke. It is doubtless that fans of the 4th place Zephyrs are likely hoping the gloves and their second baseman's stroke are found soon. |
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