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Skipper Jensen Put Out to Pasture in ETH Zurich Tuesday, May 31st , 2039 In an expected move, the ETH Zurich Physicists fired manager Elliott Jensen today. The team had not been performing up to expectations, and it was thought to be just a matter of time before the move was made. "We've decided to go in a different direction," ETH Zurich general manager Joe Unknown explained to the assembled press. "We'd like to thank Elliott for his service and wish him well in the future." The organization has been mum on possible candidates for the position, but expect to name a replacement soon. |
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